Hot Tub Pic O'the Day 11-1-05

[East_TX_Spa]

Is that just a busy night at WalMart, or is that a "Trunk or Treat" event going on in the background? We did one last night - had over 300 kids and parents. I was one of the MCs, typical joke:

"what's the ratio of the diameter to the circumference of a pumkin?
Pumkin pi"

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Only about 3.14159265358979323846 people didn't laugh.

That was the Trunk or Treat.  I believe 1500 -2000 people showed up.  It was crazy.

I held the radar gun at the pitching booth.  Some of the kids threw so soft it wouldn't register, so I would yell out "95 miles per hour".  Their eyes would light up bigger than Dallas.

I love my Batsuit.  I'm trying to come up with some other reasons to wear it.

Terminator

[drewstar]

I love my Batsuit.  I'm trying to come up with some other reasons to wear it.

Terminator

You never need  an excuse to wear a batsuit, After all  you're Batman, damnit.

Of course, I heard Mrs. Terminator was getting a bit tired of it.

"for the love of god, please don't wear the cape at the breakfest table!"

"Just wait until tonight honey!"

"Noooooo, not again! Can't we be like a normal couple?"



Somewhere in here there is a batpole joke. ...

[East_TX_Spa]

I do have 4 alter-egos I rotate between:  Batman, Terminator, Darth Vader, and Strawberry Shortcake (for a lighter persona).

Terminator

[drewstar]

Batman, James Bond, George Castanza and Spiderman"

At least in my mind that's who I am.

Strawberry shortcake? Good luck with that.

[salesdvl]

Strawberry Shortcake with a consealed baretta.  

[East_TX_Spa]

Batman, James Bond, George Castanza and Spiderman"

At least in my mind that's who I am.

Strawberry shortcake? Good luck with that.

007 and Spidey are cool (as long as it's not the one pictured in the Halloween Pic thread in General BS).  That is way uncool!

Terminator

[Lori]

Ok, I have to take offense here!    Bad joke about short people (which everyone knows I am) and an off-hand remark about Strawberry Shortcake.  Do you know how much I was teased for being short & redheaded??  Strawberry Shortcake was a name I hated for a very long time!!!