Too cute not to share!

[cappykat]

I know this is a "hot-tub" forum, but I just got this in my email and I got a good laugh out of it--had to share.

We can all get a little "down and dirty" and I thought this would take our minds out of the gutter...ok, for a minute anyway...

Mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He
didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the
feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it.

She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would please follow him to
school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't
notice her.

Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway,
it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she
agreed.

The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out
following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy
he knew.  She did this for the whole week. As the boys walked and
chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the
same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.

Finally he said to Timmy, "Have  you noticed that lady following us to
school all week? Do you know her?"

Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."

The friend said,  "Well, who is she?"

"That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy"

"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"

"Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm
with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it
says,  'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of  my
life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"

[LtDan]

Back to the gutter, portion in parenthesis added for relevence to forum:

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher said to her
students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "

Mike replies : Wait a minute, I have to go pee.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " (In the hot tub)

The teacher passed out....

[cappykat]

Cute!!

[East_TX_Spa]

Next time ya'll eat Chinese food and you read your fortune cookie, add "in the hot tub" at the end.  It's something we spa troglodites do to amuse ourselves.  Great fun to be had by all.

Terminator

[spaman--]

Next time ya'll eat Chinese food and you read your fortune cookie, add "in the hot tub" at the end. šIt's something we spa troglodites do to amuse ourselves. šGreat fun to be had by all.

Terminator

Too funny we had chinese last nite apparently I will make good treasure and meet true love in hottub! Thanks Term!

[East_TX_Spa]

 

Last one I got was "You rill find true ruv when you reast expect it...in the hot tub!"

Terminator

[cappykat]

I try to take the high road and what do I get but a detour...as expected.  LOL!!