Hot Tub Catch Phrases

[zzaphod42]

I am looking for some cute phrases that could be put on a sign by a hot tub.

Chas' "Get Into Hot Water" comes to mind.

A customer wants to make something for above his tub, and possibly a few others to try and sell, and my non-artistic mind is incapable of helping him out.

Any ideas?

[bobhol]

Bubbles get in the damndest places !!...might be interesting,Bobhol

[Chas]

The few I've seen are:

We don't skinny dip we chunky dunk.
Our only liquid asset.
No skinny dipping (before 7PM).
Welcome to heaven - leave your stress outside.
No man-made bubbles please.

And some I have never seen but should have:

Showers not required - unless you want to get into the spa.
No shirt, no shoes - no kidding.
Official tub of the US stress relief team.
To soak or not to soak - that is the question.
It is better to have soaked and dried than never to have soaked at all.

And one we may never see:

Is that your Moto Massage, or are you glad to see me?

One I have seen but whish I hadn't:

Welcome to our S_a. Notice there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.

[Bubbles]

*Have you had your Amodiam?

*No peeing in the tub..only we're allowed to do that

*WARNING- tubbing makes you sleepy and can negatively impact your sex life

*Facing the jets is just inappropriate

[Chris_H]

"Have you had your Amodiam?"

That is the best line...

[JcDenton]

"World's Greatest Marriage Counsellor"


....also, the ability of certain tubs to magically disolve women's bikini tops has led to the common term "b00bsoup" to be heard frequently in certain circles

Jc

[wmccall]

How about the 5th commandment,

"Thou shall not DAIT.

[Spatech_tuo]

I've always wanted to be a writer. You could play up the family atmosphere:

"Family meeting here"

"Maximum Capacity: Entire Family"

"Group hug in here"

"Chores done! Hop in!"



and you could also go with:

"Liquid massage"

"Instant stress relief: Just add water"

"Got Stress?"

"Suits are optional, relaxation is not"



and for those with a sense of humor:


"Warning: Objects under water appear smaller than they really are!"

"Beware of shrinkage"
 

[zzaphod42]

We don't skinny dip we chunky dunk.

I wish I couldn't relate

These are great guys keep em coming!

[stuart]

How about the 5th commandment,

"Thou shall not DAIT.

I LOVE this one! I have to make one of these for my spa!!!!

[Spatech_tuo]

“Go ahead! Make your day!”

“What happens in this (spa name here) stays in this (spa name here)!”

“Relaxing? Fahgeddaboutit!”

[Perk1]

'Bathers Wanted' - ala the Volkswagon ads -  I guess it is bad if I have to explain it...LOL...

An oldie but goodie....'We don't soak in your toilet, so please don't pee in our spa'

'See the stars'

'Home is where the spa is'

'Create a haven in your own backyard'...no wait...that one actually sux....LOL....

'Home Spa Home'

'I'd walk a mile to soak in my spa'

'Caution: Hot water may cause total relaxation'

'Side effects may include relaxed muscles, less stress, and more family fun'

'If you heat it, they will come'

'If God meant us to soak in fiberglass tubs, he would have created fiberglass trees'...that one is for RH...LOL

'Peter, I can see your spa from here'

'And on the 8th day, He soaked...and it was good'

'My other spa is a HotSpring'...

[Perk1]

JA..this one's for you....

'Yea, though I soak in a death trap which is HotSpring, I shall fear no suction fitting'

[Brewman]

How about

"This spa brought to you via part of our children's inheritance".

Brewman

[Spatech_tuo]

"For medicinal purposes only"