A furniture dealer from Arkansas decided that he
wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store,
so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he
could find.
After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to
the French capitol), he met with some manufacturers
and finally selected a line that he thought would sell
well back home in Arkansas.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a
small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she didn't speak
his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to
communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a
picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded,
and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting
together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, and after he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....
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