Never before in a respectable forum

[drewstar]

So that was the Women's restroom?

Wow.

Yup. It was the woman's room.

I figured, I  either had to hide in the stall and wait till they left to avoid embarrseement, (and risk others comming in and findin me, and accsuing me of being some weirdo)  or just simply do a "oh no! I'm such a spaz! Doh!!!!"  cover my eyes and run out, while the ladies infront of the mirror laughed.

I chose the latter, and haven't been back to that pub since.

[Spatech_tuo]

Yup. It was the woman's room.

 I figured, I  either had to hide in the stall and wait till they left to avoid embarrseement, (and risk others comming in and findin me, and accsuing me of being some weirdo)  or just simply do a "oh no! I'm such a spaz! Doh!!!!"  cover my eyes and run out, while the ladies infront of the mirror laughed.

I chose the latter, and haven't been back to that pub since.

Next time just proclaim in a loud voice "County Health Inspector; everyone go about your business. I'll only be here for a moment".

[wmccall]

For some reason, grocery and department stores in our area like to make the second store in town a mirror image of the others.  For example, there is a Meijer store near me.  It contains both groceries and a department store.  The groceries are the right when you walk in. If you go to the store on the other side of town the groceries are on the left.   I had been to the men's room at my closest one many times. Walked into the bathroom at the one accross town without giving it much thought.  I went in there intending on using a stall and was well into business when I heard high heels. Realizing I was in the wrong, I just remained quiet till the coast was clear.

[The_Big_Spa_Fairy]

People do sometimes confuse me with the Tooth Fairy, so when he needs a break, sometimes I fill in.

It's not so bad, I have quite a nice collection of molars.

The fun fades when grownups try to take advantage. I had a man in Texas who tried a fast one. I reached under his pillow, and found the stones he had passed. What's a fairy to do?

I would have given him what-for, but he was armed. The wife was too, now that I think of it. So I touched him with my fairy wand, and he'll be bald the rest of his life.

And I hope he drinks plenty of water, too.

[Wisoki]

I would suggest you stop sneaking around mens bedrooms and "reaching under their pillows" in the middle of the night.

[wmccall]

Hmm, it looks like Spa fairies live in Texas and Big Spa fairies live in Southern, CA.

[Bonibelle]

Can you find a common tie  like maybe a Fairies Union?
Or is there a particular manufacturer that encourages representation by fairies?  Just wondering???

[drewstar]

I would suggest you stop sneaking around mens bedrooms and "reaching under their pillows" in the middle of the night.

As well as whacking people with your "fairy stick".  

I have an uncle who has to register on a national list and can not live within 500 yards of a school for "whacking people with his Fairy stick".

[LtDan]

As well as whacking people with your "fairy stick".  

I have an uncle who has to register on a national list and can not live within 500 yards of a school for "whacking people with his Fairy stick".

That is just plain wrong. Funny as hell though.

[The_Big_Spa_Fairy]

I certainly didn't find it the least bit amusing.

[LtDan]

I certainly didn't find it the least bit amusing.

Silly fairy, fairy sticks are for chicks!