Christmas gift ideas

[Chas]

Hey all, looking for some good and bad Christmas gift-shopping ideas.

I'll start with a item I came across on Amazon.com which might be handy for that little 'pick me up:'

Home Defribulator


I figure if my relatives are going to put massive amounts of high-calorie, high-colestrol foods in front of me over the Holidays, the least they can do is have one of these handy.

[Cgar]

Ooh... you can even watch it 'In Action'!  With the 'easy to follow instructions' you could even self-administer.  

[wmccall]

 
Home Defribulator

Perfect for the Spa tech who insists on soaking while he rewires.

[salesdvl]

Is it a 110 or 220?   Cuz 220 would run more efficiently.
I would only get it if it had a waterfall with LED lighting.
 

[Spatech_tuo]

I figure to put on some weight over the holidays so my wife is getting me the do-it-yourself gastro intestinal bypass kit for Christmas. It's available for only $79.95 at most Sears stores.

[Vinny]

Hey!

Come on now - Don't go picking on a home life safety device. That's what I'm here for!  

They're so easy to use that a 5 Y.O. can use it - of course the question is why would you want a 5 Y.O. to be in charge with such things.

Anyway the pads are cool to touch - a gel material that sticks and "peels" off the skin.

Wait until one of you people come to a Biomed forum - yeah you wait.  Of course I don't go to any of them, so let me know when and where your going so I can be there too!

[Chas]

Here's another great gift idea: you won't find THIS at sharper image !



Basura Bag S-17

This Basura Bag is Temporarily Back Ordered
Made by Hand
These unique and interesting bags are made by a women's cooperative in the Phillipines. They are created by hand from discarded juice pouches from their local schools. They sew the interesting graphics of the juice pouches together to create an original look for you to enjoy.

100% Recycled
They are fashionable, durable and 100% recycled... Thats 100% post-consumer waste. Now you can be stylish while being earth-friendly as well as supporting self-sufficiency in their village.

(so, I wonder how high the fences are around the 'cooperative...)

[Chas]

Here's one that actually makes sense:

For those of use who have rodents getting into the motor compartments of our tubs.


Hi-tech comes to rodent zapping - you can order a remote indicator to let you know if you have zapped a rat !!

Zapper

[Chas]

And to beat any of you to the punch: yes I have thought about using the home defrib unit to revive the rats that get zapped.

[Nhbeacon]

In a previous career, I used to have to cut up rat livers to put on slides for a lab test. Since I was a wimp, I would have the research guy do the "mercy" killing with the ether. I will never forget the liverless rat that awoke and crawled out of the bag!

But for xmas gifts, how about one of those chairs that can lift your fat holiday laden butt up and out of the seat?

Or a "clap on, clap off" device for the hot tub to change the jets?
jan

[HotTubMan]

Or a "clap on, clap off" device for the hot tub to change the jets?
jan

I thought everyone had one of those. Problem I have is that sound reverb sometimes turns the jets off.

[newtotubbing]

Hey don't knock the Rat-Zapper.  I have one of them and it works like magic, put some dry dog food in and wait.  Last year I snagged 5 little guys in my zapper.  Runs on 4 AA batteries and like the enegizer bunny, keeps on killing.

Jonathan

[Chas]

And the guy who invented them bought a spa from me!!

[Lori]

My Dad is enjoying the Big 12 Championship Game in Kansas City tonight for his Christmas present!

Thank goodness the Sooners are actually winning this year!!!

[wmccall]

And the guy who invented them bought a spa from me!!

So your saying your customers know a rat when they see one?