Favorite conversations in the store,
"Billy, put the nice man's PDA down. Billy! I mean now, young man. Don't make me come over there! Billy! No! Not in the spa!"
Then to me, "Those things are usually pretty waterproof, aren't they?"
Kids are a source of fun in the stores, but I also get to enjoy the occasional fierce battle between husband and wife - or between other couples of all types.