I'm out the door and off to the store,
to shop for a spa today!
The first store said, "Whoa, its the only way to go.
We only offer Full Foam anyway."
The second store said, "Nope - it's power you dope.
As my a$$ was blown away!"
The third store just laughed. As I flew right on past, as he had royally nothing important to say.
So its off to store four, with my a$$ still sore,
hoping to see a bit more.
I smile with glee at all the jets I see.
The lights and sounds are supreme.
The dealers no fool, as I try to act real cool.
He guides me along the way.
At the end of the soak, I'm given a coke (sorry no rum),
and offerred to come back anyday
The day is late after store eight.
and all I want is my mate.
I lay in bed, with too many numbers in my head,
looking at the moon and feeling like a prune!
The process is painful, the process is slow -
finally there are no more stores to go.
I sit on the floor, with pamphlets galore
and so so much to adore.
Yet the time has come, I can only choose just one.
So its off to store four I go.
For those just starting and for those who are not,
I'm sure that you'll agree.
No matter how hard, no matter how fun and no matter how long you stayed.
In the end, it was the dealer that saved the day.
p.s. and also who you will pay.
r100rs
future OPTIMA owner
