Author Topic: hot tub espionage? (Read 3566 times)

ssbraun · « **on:** March 19, 2006, 10:28:29 am »

Found this fella trying to get into my hot tub cabinet:

After a brief struggle, he (she?) surrendered. He muttered something about "no-bypass filtration rules the earth", then started chanting something that sounded like "oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris" over and over again. There are a few non-TERMinal injuries...(Koolaid seems to be speeding his recovery...odd!). Now if I could deTERMine who he belongs to, I'd return him right away. I don't want any trouble!! If not, I'll need to find a home for him...someone who loves critters big and small, and has a tolerance for firearms. (Sure hope this is about the tub and not our oil and gas!)...and no, I don't know what it is he's using to hold the buttstock!

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** March 19, 2006, 10:28:29 am »

Bonibelle · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:15:15 pm »

Russian Dwarf Terminator in your cabinet? He must have been migrating..hope you didn't hurt him :-/

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2006, 09:45:00 am »

Communist infiltrator as evidenced by it's choice of weapon. Appears to be either a modified Soviet-Dragunov or AK-style rifle with grenade launcher. Terminate it with extreme prejudice. If you kill all they send, they'll quit sending them.

Terminator

drewstar · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2006, 11:02:35 am »

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Found this fella trying to get into my hot tub cabinet:

After a brief struggle, he (she?) surrendered. He muttered something about "no-bypass filtration rules the earth", then started chanting something that sounded like "oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris" over and over again. There are a few non-TERMinal injuries...(Koolaid seems to be speeding his recovery...odd!). Now if I could deTERMine who he belongs to, I'd return him right away. I don't want any trouble!! If not, I'll need to find a home for him...someone who loves critters big and small, and has a tolerance for firearms. (Sure hope this is about the tub and not our oil and gas!)...and no, I don't know what it is he's using to hold the buttstock!

The gun looks like an Israili Tavor. Your Hot tub isn't sitting on the West Bank of you back yard, is it?

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2006, 11:07:55 am »

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The gun looks like an Israili Tavor. � Your �Hot tub isn't sitting on the West Bank of you back yard, is it? �

If he were Israeli Special Forces, ssbraun's wife would be a widow this very instant!

Terminator

Chas · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2006, 02:46:28 pm »

In any event, the critter looks well insulated.

Dr. Spa� Ret. · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2006, 03:21:50 pm »

Full fur realy is the best insulation.

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2006, 03:21:50 pm »

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