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Oh wow, it really is a religion... "Cross-denominational"... LOL, now that was funny
I'll be glad to chime in: please rise - May your jets always jet, may your heater always heat, may your water stay wet,may you stay in your seat.May you wrinkle all up,like a ten year-old raison,remember to consumefluids within reason.Keep the chlorine up high,and the pH just right,and may have a great skyWhile you soak every night.Soak long and prosper. Welcome to spatopia.
What's a raison? In my religion it's spelled raisin. Note the sin part for you other sinners.
. I was hoping their spa would remain a sin-free zone.
Now what fun would that be?