Owning a hot tub and your sex life...

[Brookenstein]

 

I'm starting this thread here instead of the main board in hope that there will be no backlash from the prude.  This is actually a serious post, but if you don't have the stomach for it please don't continue reading.  With that disclaimer... here goes.

I'm just curious if ownership has made a noticable difference in other peoples sex lives.  I don't know if DH is more relaxed, less stressed, having less pain, or if hot water just helps him get in the mood, but whatever it is I'm not complaining and I hope it doesn't ever wear off.  Had I known this was an additional benefit I would have prioritized a hot tub years ago.

[East_TX_Spa]

I guess so, if you count going from non-existent to once-in-a-blue-moon an improvement.  I just consider it as services rendered in order to get out and go do fun stuff.  But, I'm old and crotchety nowadays and probably haven't got long to live anyway so I need to preserve my essence at all costs from the conniving ways of the women.

Terminator

[hamrhed]

"Essence Preservation"

Now that cracks me up    

[Spatech_tuo]

I just consider it as services rendered in order to get out and go do fun stuff.  

So [glb]you're[/glb] the hold-out? I've got a couple friends who complain that their wives are after them and I just roll my eyes.

[Brookenstein]

So [glb]you're[/glb] the hold-out? I've got a couple friends who complain that their wives are after them and I just roll my eyes.

I didn't know you and my husband were friends.

[East_TX_Spa]

I believe she meant you my friend.  All of the rings on my motor are worn and my seals are leaking.

Terminator

[Spatech_tuo]

I didn't know you and my husband were friends.

Do you mean Term or myself?

My motor is always idling waiting to shift it into drive, a 1963 model, built to last. Full tank/half tank, day/night, good mood/bad mood, tired/energetic, happy/sad... it doesn't matter. And I don't run it on alcohol any longer so it's full power till the tank runs dry. For those who use the hybrids with battery back-up, not such a bad idea.

[Spatech_tuo]

I believe she meant you my friend.  All of the rings on my motor are worn and my seals are leaking.

Terminator

Blown seal?

[East_TX_Spa]

Blown seal?

Nope, not even the seal gets action...

Terminator

[Brookenstein]

My motor is always idling waiting to shift it into drive, a 1963 model, built to last. Full tank/half tank, day/night, good mood/bad mood, tired/energetic, happy/sad... it doesn't matter. And I don't run it on alcohol any longer so it's full power till the tank runs dry. For those who use the hybrids with battery back-up, not such a bad idea.

Hmm, that sounds like me... except I'm a newer model.
Hybrids that could be a good addition.  

[NE-Phil]

...All of the rings on my motor are worn and my seals are leaking.

Terminator

This should fix it.

Phil

[Brookenstein]

I guess so, if you count going from non-existent to once-in-a-blue-moon an improvement.

We went from non-exsistant (once week) to once-in-a-blue-moon (every other day) here.  I would call it massive improvement, but daily blue moons would be much better.  

[Spatech_tuo]

once-in-a-blue-moon (every other day) here.  

You sure are deprived!!

[Brookenstein]

You sure are deprived!!

I know!  A girl should be able to get it on demand.

I'm actually not complaining about the blue moon, compared to nonexistant it is rather nice.

[Spatech_tuo]

I know!  A girl should be able to get it on demand.

All I ask is that wife wife be flexible about the issue, like this lady!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/liquidlady.html