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a wooden leg
And if she had been in Boone county she would really have been in luck as I would have sent out Kenny who would have fixed her problem and mowed her lawn while he was there. "
The scary part is this:I had a customer just like your fabricated lady, except she had a glass leg and two wooden eyes.
But then again, if his competition is overcharging for poorly/cheaply made spas, I can somewhat understand his indignation.