Idea for Terminator's party....

[leaky]

Forget looking for "models" to mingle with the guests.  Just bring the entire cheerleading squad!  Although they have the wrong attire on, a soak in that tub would be a memorable one....

[luigi311]

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[Dr. Spa™ Ret.]

[East_TX_Spa]

You know, that's about what it's going to be like the way things are going.  We're going to have at least 4 cameras and a video camera rolling.  I may end up producing a "Girl Done Gone Crazy" video and offering it for sale.  All forum members whose dues are current will be eligible for a discount.

Terminator

[drewstar]

My dues check is in the mail!

[East_TX_Spa]

Get this, one of my customers is a single fun-loving lady.  When she first bought her spa (a Landmark) it was going to be a few weeks before we could deliver it because she was having a deck built.  She showed up at my store one day with a very beautiful tanned woman with long, jet-black hair.  My customer wanted to get in the spa with her "girlfriend".  Sure, why not.

I take them to the mood room and they whipped their clothes off right in front of me.  They had little bikinis on, so they weren't nekkid.  They hopped in the spa, I turned off the lights, and closed the curtain.

Now, I can hear everything going on in the mood room.  I heard a bunch of "ooohhhs and aaahhhhss and I love yousss" and such.  After a few minutes, my customer yells "Terminator sweetie, why don't you put the CLOSED sign out, lock the door, and come join us?"

I started hemming and hawing and shuffling my feet.  "Oh, gosh, ma'am, that's awful nice of you to offer, but I'm married and all that."

"So, we won't tell.  Come on."

Anyway, this lady is coming tomorrow and bringing 10  lady friends.  Ought to be interesting......

Terminator

[LtDan]

Where is the nearest airport?  

[East_TX_Spa]

Where is the nearest airport?  

Gregg County Airport, 20 minutes away.  Come one, everybody else is!

Terminator

[hamrhed]

Wooh...

Some jobs have great perks...

[East_TX_Spa]

Wooh...

Some jobs have great perks...

Don't let these spa salespeople fool you, it is hard work.  Most of them don't have time to sit around and lollygag on the internet all day.  Some of them have to be at work by 10 am.  They have to dress casually so they don't spill beer on their good clothes.  They have to look at women in swimsuits from time to time and accidentally walk in on them when they are in the midst of changing.  It's not a job for everyone.

Terminator

[Brewman]

She showed up at my store one day with a very beautiful tanned woman with long, jet-black hair.  My customer wanted to get in the spa with her "girlfriend".  Sure, why not.

I take them to the mood room and they whipped their clothes off right in front of me.  They had little bikinis on, so they weren't nekkid.  They hopped in the spa, I turned off the lights, and closed the curtain.

Now, I can hear everything going on in the mood room.  I heard a bunch of "ooohhhs and aaahhhhss and I love yousss" and such.  After a few minutes, my customer yells "Terminator sweetie, why don't you put the CLOSED sign out, lock the door, and come join us?"

I started hemming and hawing and shuffling my feet.  "Oh, gosh, ma'am, that's awful nice of you to offer, but I'm married and all that."

"So, we won't tell.  Come on."

Aren't posts like this supposed to begin with

Dear Penthouse,
I'd never thought this could happen to me, but........

[East_TX_Spa]

 Aren't posts like this supposed to begin with

Dear Penthouse,
 I'd never thought this could happen to me, but........

HaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remind me sometime and I'll tell you another lascivious True Hot Tub Sellin' Tale!

Terminator

[ramdom]

Hotspring, nothing. Hotsprung is more like it!

[drewstar]

Term, you did get a new camera, right?

We talk alot about wet testing in this forum and I honeslty think it would help people if we had some pictures of people wet testing. You, know just to help them understand it all.

Perhaps your wet test tomorrow would be a good opportunity to photograph a real, live  actaul wet test to help other spa buyers?  I think so.


looking forward to pics.  

[East_TX_Spa]

Term, you did get a new camera, right?

We talk alot about wet testing in this forum and I honeslty think it would help people if we had some pictures of people wet testing. You, know just to help them understand it all.

Perhaps your wet test tomorrow would be a good opportunity to photograph a real, live  actaul wet test to help other spa buyers?  I think so.


looking forward to pics.  

 

I have a couple wet testing the Envoy as we speak.  I'll see if they'll let me take a picture.

Terminator