floating phenomenon!!

[saz]

I have a problem, wel, not  a PROBLEM, but a small query I suppose....can anyone out there(girlies, please help!) shed any light on the fact that my.......erm............ 'assets'(!!) float in a hot tub, when 'unrestrained' !!  
This is nothing I've experienced before - it doesnt happen in the bath, and doesnt happen with a bikini top on. I havent had any help from the medical profession to 'accentuate'(!!LOL) I just like to think of myself as being doubly blessed! Anyway, I was just wondering if this was supposed to happen or if Im just not normal !!  Your thoughts, as always, will be gratefully received!
saz

[wmccall]

It varies, pictures are required to make an accurate conclusion.

[saz]

why does that not surprise me!!lol  wmmcall, you are incorrigable....or is that encourageable!!!!lol

[doodoo]

Sas. I think that I would need to se ........er.......um........a pic to fully comprehend your problem.  lol  

Actually, my wife noticed the very same issue, MUCH TO MY PLEASURE, that her....um....ya know, floated. She discovered this phenomenon when they hit her chin which freaked her out because whe thought something was in the pool (swimming a la naturel) with us and had touched her chin.

Nothing to be done or said but to simply note that that is perhaps why women in general are more boyant than men.  BTW ask your significant other if his.....er......um ya know, floats too like points ya know....up. I know that I have noticed some boyancy when I go nude.  MUCH TO HER PLEASURE.

[ebirrane]

My wife describes her "una-boob" experience, which is when any free space in the top of her swimsuit fills with air.   Quite funny when it occurs while wet-testing in a dealership.

This is really quite a common problem.  Alot of people see it most in a lounger, but any deep seat can make certain people really float and swimsuits bloat.

You can purchase a "spa belt" which is a weighted belt that keeps you in place.  My wife refuses to purchase one, however, and keeps telling our friends that I suggested she wear "lead weights" next time she got in the tub!  

-Ed

[saz]

ebirrane, i think you may be a little off base here!!lol I don't think I've heard of spa belts that fit round your boobs! And YES, doodoo, I wasnt gonna mention it before, (I thought this was a classy site, but I guess Ive just brought the tone down!) anyway, YES doodoo, my significant other HAS noticed that,as you say,  'his.....er......um ya know', floats!!lol  it's erm, quite an experience, apparently!!lol, Which I can well understand, given what happens to me!

[doodoo]

Sas, my wife has come to accept that nothing, short of clamping things down , can be done. She just goes with the flow (pun LOL)

If the mod thinks this is too racy, I'll understand if it gets deleted.

[Spatech_tuo]

Reason #26 to buy a spa:

Over the years your assets tend to lose the fight with gravity. A spa allows for a brief respite from time and gravity to bring you back to those days of yesteryear that you can't get without a surgeon's help.

[wmccall]

why does that not surprise me!!lol  wmmcall, you are incorrigable....or is that encourageable!!!!lol

My wife's  C class assets (Lori, don't you dare) do tend to float in the spa. I think you notice it more in the spa vs the bathtub as your usually more upright.

[Chas]

I can't believe it. All these years, and I haven't noticed. I guess I'm glad I spend all this time on the boards, as this is important information!!

"Honey! Let's go get in the spa!!

Right now!! I have a scientific experiment I need to perform!!"

[spahappy]

Reason #26 to buy a spa:

Over the years your assets tend to lose the fight with gravity. A spa allows for a brief respite from time and gravity to bring you back to those days of yesteryear that you can't get without a surgeon's help.

Spa purchase $7999.00
Electricain                 $489.00
Landscaping          $699.00
Having you assets defy gravity for 20 minutes............PRICELESS

[Chas]

Spa purchase $7999.00
Electricain                 $489.00
Landscaping          $699.00
Having you assets defy gravity for 20 minutes............PRICELESS

Absolutely great!!  

[Mendocino101]

Ok....Help me out here.... ...a woman talks about riping off her gown to jump into her spa in all of her morning glory and I am taken to task by her for trying to help her by asking for a picture as I am sure it would influence the heating element on her new spa....meanwhile here with these floating things.....Bill just about gets a date after asking for a picture.......lol.....what gives....

[saz]

ok ok !!! i love you too mendocino!!! and , erm, spahappy.....honey, my  assets are where they should be after 30 years on God's planet.......so less of the 'yesteryear' comments please!!!!lol Having said that, who am I to refuse a little assistance of the hot and bubbling variety!!Lol

[Gerrym]

ebirrane, i think you may be a little off base here!!lol I don't think I've heard of spa belts that fit round your boobs! And YES, doodoo, I wasnt gonna mention it before, (I thought this was a classy site, but I guess Ive just brought the tone down!) anyway, YES doodoo, my significant other HAS noticed that,as you say,  'his.....er......um ya know', floats!!lol  it's erm, quite an experience, apparently!!lol, Which I can well understand, given what happens to me!

SazNstevie, I know you do not have a hot tub yet, so this must mean you wet tested in your birthday suits.

LOL


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