Viva Las Vegas! Pool and Spa Expo AAR

[stuart]

Good eye!  There were actually 7 little alterations performed.

Term

The mustang ranch is probably the only place that you could get girls like that  without getting "7 little alterations performed" on yourself.....

[East_TX_Spa]

We went over to the bar at the Mandalay.  I got a little scotch since they had no Shiner Bock.  Damn thing was $18 a shot!


We asked the bartender who the best celebrity tippers were...he said that Frank Thomas and Jason Giambi were good to wait on.  He said Michael Jordan was a cheapskate, but that Scottie "No Tippin" Pippen was the absolute worst!

He said that we were right up there with Thomas and Giambi when he saw what we gived him...called us "high rollers" which I don't mind being called, but I don't like being called "high handed".  Most folks don't.

The next night, we went over to the Rio for the seafood buffet.  Crank and Markee joined us and we chowed down on crab legs, shrimps, suchi, and Vegas frog legs:


We met up with Mendo later and went strolling about town.  We even took a pitcher with the Roamin' Gnome at the Venetian forum.  I never knew that he was real:


More to come....

[Vanguard]

I've only seen that particular bartender on the other side of the bar...

[Mr._Bubbles]

The Vegas Frog Legs look good!

[East_TX_Spa]

Some more pics from Vegas.....





I always attend trade shows in disguise in an effort to thwart my enemies from the spa underworld.  This year, I was disguised as Bruce Lee.  No one jacked with me and I even picked up a hot chick who wanted to learn some self-defense techniques from the master:


More pics to come.....

[hottubdan]

You look more like Mr. Spock, minus the ears.

[East_TX_Spa]

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Closer to this one!  

[hottubdan]

Closer to this one!  

[Spatech_tuo]

That was indeed a classic episode.


 

Terminator, I watched Mr Spock. I knew Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock was a friend of mine. Terminator, you’re no Mr. Spock.