Valentines Rhymes...from the hot tub

[East_TX_Spa]

You say that you'll love me 'til the day that you die...
What a great day to give that theory a try.

[soak-king]

From the top of the Grand Canyon I shall profess all my love,
then from behind I'll give you a shove.

[Mike Blute]

I love you so much, with all my heart, you are truely beatuful.

If you ever cheat on me
I’ll hunt you down like a dog
and cut your throat and leave you for dead  in the back of a garbage strewn ally,
like the filthy, dirthy dieased ridded whoare that you are.


Were these supposed to rhyme?

[East_TX_Spa]

Of all the women in my life, you are the best
(Of course I say the same thing to all of the rest)

[drewstar]

Your beauty is special, like a soft delicate flower.
but do you really think you're worth $50 an hour?



I love you for ever,and  as best as I can.
funny, though, you never liked me,
when I was a man.

[East_TX_Spa]

I love your eyes, your toes, your cute little dimples
Your warts, your moles, the pus in your pimples.

[drewstar]

He maybe wise,
he maybe funny,
but he only eats things fried,
and looks like Bugs Bunny.

He's a great guy, a heart full of fun.

But don't push him to far,  he's the one with the gun.  

[East_TX_Spa]

We met at the top of the Falls of Niagara
Now you stay atop the sales rep for Viagra.

[drewstar]

Term, youre a wonderufl guy, so full of life
Don't hold this against me, but I want your wife

What is that? A knife?

[East_TX_Spa]

The Texas Grim Reaper will soon burst through your door
You'll reap what you sow...you filthy manwhore.

[drewstar]

When the texas reaper comes looking - I hope it's later than sooner,  
 
just tell him, I'm in Colorado,  and my name changed to Arjuna.

[dax]

Roses are red,
Violets are pluckable.
I gave you my heart
Because you are so.... uh, nice.

[Spatech_tuo]

When the texas reaper comes looking - I hope it's later than sooner,  
 
just tell him, I'm in Colorado,  and my name changed to Arjuna.

Your mocking of the hot tub rebrander,
is possibly grounds for pure slander,
expect a cease & desist letter,
or worse yet the wrath of "The sweater"!

[Mike Blute]

His wife's got a moustache, and sucks like a Hoover
Is it still slander
If we refer to him as Gruver?

[Bonibelle]

OK you buggers, this is a real..heartfelt Valentine message that I sent my poor hubby who is suffering in sunny Puerto Rico this Valentine's Day. No kiddin


You’re the love of my life,
You’re everything dear,
It’s Valentine’s Day,
And I wish you were here.  

After 25 years,
Our love is still strong,
The next time you go,
Won’t you take me along?   :-?

Our weather’s been nasty,
We had quite a storm,
I miss your soft hugs,
That keep me so warm!  

Yeah, I’ve got the woodstove,
Some split wood to stack,
And splintered fingers,
Now a sore back.  :-/

But the firewood supply,
It’s getting quite low,
Hey Dude, I’m not Paul Bunyan,
You know!  

And the hot tub is lonely,
I wish you were here.
We could share a long soak,
Romantic talk and a beer.  

And speaking of hot tub,
The water is old.
I really hate dumping it,
When it’s this cold.  

I know this is business,
Or so you say,
But you’re in San Juan
It’s 85 there today!  8-)

So on Valentine’s
Yes you’re my man,
But I’m freezing my tail off,
And you’re getting TAN!!  


A nice dinner tonight
Would have been really great,  
But pizza or take-out,
Are likely my fate!  


I’m Ok with this,
It’s not such a big deal,  :-/
No flowers, no card,
No restaurant meal.

Oh that leather,
I got you for Valentine’s Day,
I listed this morning..
It’s now on Ebay!  

And in case I’m not here,
When you finally arrive,
Have a soak in the tub,
The temp’s 55!