Hot Tub Chili

[East_TX_Spa]

I mixed some of this up Monday on my day off and it turned out great:

3 lbs ground venison
 
Brown it in a pot with 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/3 cup of Soy Sauce
1/2 cup of Kahlua Coffee Liquer
 
Drain liquid
 
Add 15 oz can of tomato sauce, then add 1 can of water
1 10 oz can of Campbell's Tomato Soup
1 bottle of Shiner Bock Beer
3 tablespoons of crushed red pepper
3 tablespoons of Tone's Chile and Lime Seasoning
3 tablespoons of Tone's Southwest Chipotle Seasoning
3 tablespoons of Pitre's Cajun Seasoning
2 tablespoons of Angostura Bitters
 
Add a package of Carroll Shelby's Chili Fixins

Stir it all up and let it simmer about 30 minutes on low.

While Jim soaked in his Jacuzzi
Drinking cold beer from a coozie
His gal was with Greg
Who seeded her egg
So Jim shot them both with an Uzi.

[Spatech_tuo]

While Jim soaked in his Jacuzzi
Drinking cold beer from a coozie
His gal was with Greg
Who seeded her egg
So Jim shot them both with an Uzi.

While Termie was cookin' some chili,
and listening to Milli Vanilli,
Ole Meanness stopped by,
and asked herself why,
she puts up with this hot tub Hill Billy

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Kinda personal isn't it!      8-)   And what the heck is a coozie?

[East_TX_Spa]

Kinda personal isn't it!      8-)   And what the heck is a coozie?

One of them foam things you wrap around your beer to keep it cold.

My gal, on the day that I met her
Made it clear there's just one way I'd get her
"Your very best chance
To get in my pants
Is to buy me a HotSpring Jetsetter."

Girl you know it's true...ooo-ooo-ooo, I love you....

Buhwheat sings "I been wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces...."

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Well that explains a lot, its cold enough up here we dont need a coozie, and I drink my beer to fast to own one!

[soak-king]

One day on a walk by the river,
a young lass beckoned me hither,
She exclaimed full of glee "It's Watkin's for me!"
then she perched herself on my Grandee!

[MostlyLurkingGal]

One day on a walk by the river,
a young lass beckoned me hither,
She exclaimed full of glee "It's Watkin's for me!"
then she perched herself on my Grandee!

All you men think you have a Grandee....sheesh

[soak-king]

Ya, but mine has stone siding!  8-) 8-)

[dax]

All you men think you have a Grandee....sheesh

Would you believe a Maxxus then?  

[drewstar]

I heard it was a Soft Tub.  :-?