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[stuart]

That's one of the $9500 high end therapy models re-wrapped and with c-grade redwood?!   :-/

Is the brainwashing that good?!!

[Brewman]

Who are you kidding, if the sun comes up thats an excuse for you to come out shooting.

Sunlight?  Who needs that?  That's what night sights are for!  Or Crimson Trace laser sights.
Or a stinger light mounted on the rail.

[Steve]

The really sad part is that they're proud to post these pictures figuring they are showing us all something.

The only thing they're really showing us is

a) The ambulance is just out of camera view for all casualties

b) Their superb wrapping is the highest quality aspect of their spas.

c) Jim is getting fatter and dumber looking by the day

d) Those silly grins on all their faces will soon be removed when the sound of cracking boards and snapping acrylic changes their outlook on buying a H**en.

e) Those cardboard boxes are disguised as cover boxes but actually contain all the parts and pieces for gluing the tub back together once it has fallen off (uhhh delivered off of) the trailer.

f) The paper in Jim's shirt pocket behind his chew'n terbaca contains the name of the local repair guy from the lawn mower shop around the corner to provide extensive warranty work on their new $10,000 spa.

g) the unique "multi dait staining" on the skirt has been provided by none other than Mother Nature as this spa (like all of them) are sundried for no less than 3 months outdoors in direct sunlight. The spider cracks in the acrylic are nothing more than "character lines".  

It's pathetic but it sure makes the rest of us glad we can provide a quality product, delivered professionally with ongoing support and service to our customers. Unfortunately, these poor buggers can't say that.  :-/

[Spatech_tuo]

The spider cracks in the acrylic are nothing more than "character lines".  [/i]

That's a good one.

[East_TX_Spa]

I can't get over the wrap job....are these people so brainwashed that they can't see for themselves that a 3-year old one-legged drunk spider monkey obviously wrapped their spa in Glad trash bags?  I wonder if that is the $75 thermal blanket underneath the first layer of bags.  Surreal......

Terminator  

[Brewman]

I can't get over the wrap job....are these people so brainwashed that they can't see for themselves that a 3-year old one-legged drunk spider monkey obviously wrapped their spa in Glad trash bags?  I wonder if that is the $75 thermal blanket underneath the first layer of bags.  Surreal......

Terminator  

Brainwashed?  Why no!  They are obviously highly edjumacated proffeshinels.  All of his customers are engineers, doctors, lawyers, and rocket scientists.

If they bought a spa the way they did, then they don't know any better.  I'm sure they've been CONvinced that this is the first class way to package and deliver the finest spas in the universe.

[stuart]

I'm kinda glad he offered this picture...I haven't been able to see the "highly structural" 2x2 pine base before.

That should last almost through the warranty period..

[Spatech_tuo]

I'm kinda glad he offered this picture...I haven't been able to see the "highly structural" 2x2 pine base before.

That should last almost through the warranty period..

I'm sure it will since the true warranty period equals the amount of time it takes him get out of town.

[stuart]

I'm sure it will since the true warranty period equals the amount of time it takes him get out of town.

So it's a 5x5 warranty?

5 feet and five minuets before he doesn't care anymore?

[Vinny]

What I don't understand is ... how come he's unloading the spa? Isn't he supposed to back up really fast and slam on the brakes and have the tub unload itself?

[Steve]

I can't get over the wrap job....are these people so brainwashed that they can't see for themselves that a 3-year old one-legged drunk spider monkey obviously wrapped their spa in Glad trash bags?  I wonder if that is the $75 thermal blanket underneath the first layer of bags.  Surreal......

Terminator  

Did YOU just call his beautiful, loving wife trash?


Steve

[stuart]

Is it just me or does anyone else wonder if JA is a love child of Goofy and Elmer Fudd?

Looking at those pictures I can't tell which parent he resembles more...

[SpaMan]

Don't you think this pic looks like a potential winner on AFV? (assuming a video camera was there to catch what happened next.

Apparently this kind of delivery is common in the industry! Oh wait same company my bad!

[SpaMan]

Oh yea and you amy have guessed that is a customer standing in the sidewalk.

[wmccall]

Oh yea and you amy have guessed that is a customer standing in the sidewalk.

And his tub is bottom center on the trailer