I can never tell when you're being serious, so I did a google search and sure enough there it was! An East Texas Hot Spring Vanguard Envoy.
I never joke around about spas.
I wish I was there when you surprised the misses with the "new" diamond earring you "bought" her for Valentine's Day trying to explain that the new fad is to only wear one.
Although you weren't there, I have a strong suspicion that our service tech Ronnie was hiding somewhere on the premises. He seems to perform about 90% of his service calls in my neighborhood when I'm at work. No one in my neighborhood has a spa.
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