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It's That Time....
« on: September 11, 2007, 06:00:48 pm »
for the 58th Annual Gregg County Fair and Exposition!

I got my camera, free ryde passes, and $200 pocket change for turkey legs, roasted corn, and....glory be.....FRIED TWINKIES!

It's like hanging out in the Spa Wars Cantina seeing all of the degenerates and sodomites that flit about.  Ya'll wish me luck, I started drini9ng around 3 so's I'd be up ta speed!

I'll reports shorld things occure which needs reportin'!

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It's That Time....
« on: September 11, 2007, 06:00:48 pm »

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Re: It's That Time....
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2007, 06:03:18 pm »
Good Luck at the fair!!

Eat a couple of Fried Twinkies and a Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough for me!!

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2007, 06:59:24 pm »
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for the 58th Annual Gregg County Fair and Exposition!

I got my camera, free ryde passes, and $200 pocket change for turkey legs, roasted corn, and....glory be.....FRIED TWINKIES!

It's like hanging out in the Spa Wars Cantina seeing all of the degenerates and sodomites that flit about.  Ya'll wish me luck, I started drini9ng around 3 so's I'd be up ta speed!

I'll reports shorld things occure which needs reportin'!

Temrinator


Have fun term :)

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 07:26:42 pm »
[glow]Fried TWINKIE!!!!????!!!![/glow] I Never heard of it.....What's it like? Sounds YUCKO to me  :P

Enjoy the Fair.

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 08:12:12 pm »
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[glow]Fried TWINKIE!!!!????!!!![/glow] I Never heard of it.....What's it like? Sounds YUCKO to me  :P

Enjoy the Fair.


It tast like ---pig innerds--- :)

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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 09:00:10 pm »
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It tast like ---pig innerds--- :)


Then I'm sure Texans must love it!
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2007, 09:04:18 pm »
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[glow]Fried TWINKIE!!!!????!!!![/glow] I Never heard of it.....What's it like? Sounds YUCKO to me  :P

Enjoy the Fair.

It is a true delicacy!! :D :D

They take a Twinkie, jam a stick into it, dip it in a batter similar to a funnel cake batter, then fry it.  It truly is wonderful.  The fried chocolate chip cookie dough is like eating a gooey, warm chocolate chip cookie - so good.  They also have Fried, Snickers, Oreos, Coke, Dr. Pepper, et al.  So Good!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2007, 10:40:41 pm »
WTF is Fried Dr. Pepper?
...The gene pool could use a little chlorine....

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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 06:21:52 am »
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Then I'm sure Texans must love it!


Its what comes out of the pig before thay stuff the innard of the pig ;)

You go term! :)

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 11:11:54 am »
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[glow]Fried TWINKIE!!!!????!!!![/glow] I Never heard of it.....What's it like? Sounds YUCKO to me  :P

Enjoy the Fair.

Yeah, my thoughts too. A nasty tasting twinkie (yuck) deep fried in some corn batter.

Man, Termy's just some Hill Billy who'd eat a shoe if it was fried.

When I saw one in Vegas I had to try it so I could give a personal account.

  [glow]I am ashamed to say I loved it.[/glow] :-[
« Last Edit: September 12, 2007, 02:05:14 pm by Spatech_tuo »
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 01:12:36 pm »
There was quite the discussion on this some time ago, what they call a "fried twinkie" down in them parts looked suspiciously like a b*tt plug.

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Re: It's That Time....
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 01:26:21 pm »
The Fried Twinkie is truly the finest delicacy ever concocted by carney folk.  The funnel cake batter and the deep frying change the entire consistency of the Twinkie, and then the sprinkling of powdered sugar and drizzling of chocolate syrup turn it into this:



It's like an orgasm on a paper plate.

Here is my booth:


Here is the local Grand Imperial Wizard:


Here is me and my old friend Doc Rock, still keepin his pimp hand strong:


Here is a little kid (almost every little kid sticks their hands in the water and then licks their fingers, their parents start to freak out, but when they see the HotSpring Spa label, they instantly relax and know their little ones are safe):


OK, now for a new feature called "My Fair Ladies" whereby you folks can check out a different babe from the fair each day and vote on the "Fairest" one of all.  Here's the first contestant, Pinky Tushcandero:


The first place winner will receive a coupon for a free bath and makeover.

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 01:46:20 pm »
Sorry, but I think the winner should get one of those "Fried Twinkies" ...  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 02:30:15 pm »
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Sorry, but I think the winner should get one of those "Fried Twinkies" ...  ;D

I think they HAVE been eating the "Fried Twinkies" - exclusively!

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Re: It's That Time....
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 02:44:46 pm »
Am I the only one that wants to go and pull that wedgie out of her crack?
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