Business in Tyler, Texas

[Skellman]

There's a very good chance I will be in Tyler, Texas in the near future. If I bring a six-pack of Shiner Bock perhaps Term will allow me in the store. Make that a 12-pack. Allright, a case!

Maybe I'll send a new tub with the rest of the equipment I need to ship back to Wisconsin! The big question is how do I hide it on my expense report?

Skellman


No, I still do not have a tub if anyone interested.

[East_TX_Spa]

If'n you do come to East Texas, you'll be ruint forever more as any other place you may venture will surely be a disappointment.  Once you experience the last true bastion of freedom that is the Lone Star State, where men still have their giblets intact and firearm proliferation is a required curriculum at every institution of higher learning, all the women aspire to be cheerleaders or hydrotherapy technicians, and children are respectful and provide cheap labor, you will be loathe to pack your bags and return to the land of cheese and sissy cows.

Let me know whenst thou will arrive.  Though I am 40 miles away in Longview, I shall be gladdened to make your acquaintance and relieve thee of thine Shiner burden!

Terminator

[Skellman]

I have had the pleasure of being in the LoneStar state many a time. In fact, one of my favorite memories was at Texas A&M at College Station.
But, I can get into that story over a Shiner.
Anyway, I will make the utmost effort to go the 40 (I figured 20) miles to your establishment.

I will however, need to learn the languge thou doth uses with the utmost diction.

[Spatech_tuo]

I have had the pleasure of being in the LoneStar state many a time. In fact, one of my favorite memories was at Texas A&M at College Station.
But, I can get into that story over a Shiner.
Anyway, I will make the utmost effort to go the 40 (I figured 20) miles to your establishment.

I will however, need to learn the languge thou doth uses with the utmost diction.

You're dealing with Texans, bring a shovel.

[East_TX_Spa]

You're dealing with Texans, bring a shovel.

That's true.  We might go out to my dad's property and do some stumpjostlin' for nannerworms and a shovel is always good to have.  There has been a herd of rileypigs lingerin' in the area and we might have to tumple them so's they'll quit spittin' out little stibblers all over the place.  Lil' stibblers are good for churkin', but not a whole lot else.  Might even scrounge up some piddlies down by the river and fry 'em!

We'll have a goobsmoodlerin' time no matter what!

Term

[ndabunka]

That's true.  We might go out to my dad's property and do some stumpjostlin' for nannerworms and a shovel is always good to have.  There has been a herd of rileypigs lingerin' in the area and we might have to tumple them so's they'll quit spittin' out little stibblers all over the place.  Lil' stibblers are good for churkin', but not a whole lot else.  Might even scrounge up some piddlies down by the river and fry 'em!

We'll have a goobsmoodlerin' time no matter what!

Term

I went to college in Louisiana (for 6 years) and I STILL haven't got the slightest idea what Term is tawlkin 'bout.  I guess that barrier between the two states was less permeable than I had been lead to believe. I am still disappointed that my work schedule didn't permit me the time to make the detour over to your shop the last time I was down there.

[In Canada eh]

That's true.  We might go out to my dad's property and do some stumpjostlin' for nannerworms and a shovel is always good to have.  There has been a herd of rileypigs lingerin' in the area and we might have to tumple them so's they'll quit spittin' out little stibblers all over the place.  Lil' stibblers are good for churkin', but not a whole lot else.  Might even scrounge up some piddlies down by the river and fry 'em!

We'll have a goobsmoodlerin' time no matter what!

Term

And you actually think we talk funny in Canada???