Introducing.....

[East_TX_Spa]

our newest employee from Shiiteport, LA.....MaryBeth!


MB's parents came in the day our store was abandoned and bought a HotSpring Sovereign.  Her parents suggested to my boss that we interview their daughter who had recently sold her art gallery in New Joisey and moved back to Shiteport.

She is 6' tall, VERY personable, VERY easy to talk to, and VERY easy on the eyes wif nice teef and purty hair.

She has a tough act to follow, but we have all the confidence in the world that she has all the tools and traits to be successful!

I tried to get her to put on a bathing suit, but she wouldn't because it's Wednesday.

Term

[Brewman]

Hope she works out fer ya.

Are any women in Texas under 6' tall?

[drewstar]

Congrats!


I can't wait for thursday.  8-)

[East_TX_Spa]

Hope she works out fer ya.

Are any women in Texas under 6' tall?

My daughter's only 5', but she just turned 9.

MaryBeth's actually a coonass and a liberal, but we've already begun reprogramming her.  She's spending all day with my boss touring our stores and the warehouse.  I showed her my new .45, but she likes shooting trap and skeetses.  Her boyfriend is a professional pig hunter, so we ought to eat good at company picnics.

I'm driving to Shiteport tomorrow and we're going to Binion's Steakhouse!

Life is good down south!

Term

[drewstar]

Binions ? Isn't that the kiss of death for your employees?


Next thinig you know, you'll find this taped to  your forhead

 [size=19]Dear Mr Termy,
 
Thank you so much for  the free food, and loan of money  
and the job and trusting me to run your business, but some
folks in this hell hole are mean and funny looking,  In fact this whole
town is "icky"

oh yea -  I forgot to tell you that
I've taken a job as one of the 7 dwarfs at a theme park in FL.  
I'll be the one playing "Drunky"
I must leave imedeiently under the cover of night
and it is impossible for me to tell you in person.

Say "hi" if you are ever in the area!
 
I am sure you understand. If not, I really don't care.
 
No hard feelings, I mean, who really gives a flying f__k about this?

 I certainly don't.
 
Thanks for the cash and food though!
 
Hugs & Kisses  
MB  [/size]

[Brewman]

MaryBeth's actually a coonass

Okay, you got me.  What is a coonass?

[East_TX_Spa]

Hell, it don't really matter to me if she stays or not.  I've already begun accumulating a file to undermine her if she starts selling more tubs than me.  I just like going to Shrevehole and getting $50 steak dinners.  I tell Ol' Meanness I'm going to help conduct interviews (even though these folks are already hired).  I've already photoshopped some topless photos of her dancing at our party last week.

I hope we hire 2 or 3 more managers over there!

Term (lovin' to eat free)

[drewstar]

Okay, you got me.  What is a coonass?

Didn't Don Imus get fired for saying that?  

[East_TX_Spa]

You're thinking of "buttpirates", we're talking about "coonasses".

A coonass is a term used by those racist Louisianerns to refer to "Arcadians" or "Cajuns".  Justin Wilson was a coonass!

And now you know.

Term

[Dr. Spa™ Ret.]

Okay, you got me.  What is a coonass?

That would be the other side of this guy;

[East_TX_Spa]

Dang it's been busy!

Got our tent set up and already sold a Sumatran and Vanguard:



Closed my store early and drove over to Shiitehole, LA.  The World's Greatest Spa Salesman was writing up an order for a Solana TX:



Saw the new wireless adaptor for SpAudio II that allows your home stereo system to channel to the spa.  Should have mine set up next week:


Closed the Crapport store early and headed to Jack Binion's.  We drove along the Red River with miles of running and walking trails.  It was really beautiful along there, the grass was really green and there were a lot of nice looking folks out excercising:
 

The Red River District where the Revel is held:



Some of the casinos:


Over the bridge and to the Bossier City Boardwalk:


MaryBeth and Randall at Binion's:


I got the 38 oz cowboy steak with garlic and tarragon butter.  Randall had the 20 oz sirloin and MB got the 7 oz filet mignon.  We also got some baked potatos, asparagus, broccolli, and MB and I split a creme brulee for dessert!


Swung by the bank after dinner to check on my savings account:


Found out that MB's boyfriend, Gorgeous Joe, hunts pigs in an unorthodox fashion: he has a pack of trained pitbulls that run the hogs down and grab them by the ears.  Joe then jumps on them and hog ties them by hand.  He wrestled down a Russian Boar a couple of days ago!

You don't wanna piss off Joe!

Term

[Zep]

she gots smarts and came back to Dixie!

 

[hotubinn]

Found out that MB's boyfriend, Gorgeous Joe, hunts pigs in an unorthodox fashion: he has a pack of trained pitbulls that run the hogs down and grab them by the ears.  Joe then jumps on them and hog ties them by hand.  He wrestled down a Russian Boar a couple of days ago!

You don't wanna piss off Joe!

Term

I am sure a sharp knife is involved in that scenario!  That is some wild stuff, a
buddy of mine has done that..........he then drove(wide eyed I might add) 16 hrs back to Arizona and layed wide awake for a few hours after.  It is very tasty I might add.  Headed to Tejas at the end of June for some hog and such!

[East_TX_Spa]

I am sure a sharp knife is involved in that scenario!

Gorgeous Joe took umbrage to this unintentional sleight and sent me this picture to indeed show that no knives or other sharp objects were required!


Term

[drewstar]

The infamouse Hogzilla out of GA: